ELLEN THE TALL ONE

Abundant with lemon souvenirs and paraphernalia, Sorrento does its best to lure the box-ticking tourist into purchasing a citrus memento.

And as proud bastions of the lemon and founders of limoncello, the people of Sorrento make a strong sales pitch.

However, we wholeheartedly say “no” to limoncello, as we discovered through experience it was simply never a wise choice to say “yes”.

The closest thing you’ll find to lemon in the following photos is that of a citrus-hued wall.